Observations

Ever notice how the last bowl of Raisin Bran will always be a bit thin on raisins and will have more crumbs than any previous serving? It's not the most desirable portion to be had as indicated by the fact that the kids will always pick up the box, shake it, and if it appears to be light, they will set it aside and grab something else every time.

How true. Of course when I was a kid all of the cereals had a ton of sugar in them so that last portion was half cereal half sugar. Yum!

Well, I've never eaten raisin bran, but I can say that the last bowl of frosted flakes is usually like that.....

Well, I find if you eat cereal high in essential vitamins and minerals and low in sugar, it makes your car go faster.

You're right. It's a weight thing. The passenger side of my car is much faster than the driver's side.

Another observation. Did you know that every electrical/electronic component on an automobile and most household electronics are fueled by smoke. That's right, when these items are manufactured, the factory puts a certain amount of smoke into them to make it work. And they will work great until you let the smoke out. Once it's out, the component is shot. It will no longer work no matter what you do. I'm almost sure however, that some things can be sent back to the factory where more smoke can be added and the part becomes useful again.

Wow. I didn't know that. I learn something new every day.

But where there is smoke, there is fire. So it is of utmost importance not to let the fire out. If you do that, you cannot have the smoke put back in.......

Heh heh heh. I still do that to my parent's. I've even thought about making a special trip just to do that.

HaHaHa!!

This is something you should consider next time you "smoke" an S-10 in the 1/4 mile. It could just burst into flames!

Spontaneous combustion. I can just see it now. Poof!

If they would have put LT1s in the S-10 in the first place, they wouldn't have this problem. But then, if S-10s had Lt1s, the only thing out there that Kane could outrun would be a yugo or a prius. (of course, the yugo would probably give him a run for his money)

This may be a little off topic but I have a riddle for you guys. See if you can guess the answer. What did Larrymow say to Yurview the very first time they ever met?

no i think it was more of " I DIDN'T DO IT OFFICER I SWEAR" or kane" do you know why i pulled you over?" larry with a box of dougnuts " you smelled them".

Hahahaha

I can only speculate how that conversation went but I'm sure that doughnuts were a part of it. I do however know the first thing that Adam said to Eve...

All good answers but none correct. What Larrymow said to Yurview when they first met was this:

(slurring his words) Honest occifer, I'm not as (hiccup) as think as you drunk I am.

And what would that be? A palindrome perhaps?

Nope no palindrome. What's the first thing that Adam said to Eve?....Back up baby I don't know how big this thing gets.

Murphy's law says "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". So how do you explain, "Even things that can't possibly go wrong, still go wrong"?

I was thinking that was Peter's Law but it states "If anything can go wrong, fix it". Hmmm....bad Karma maybe?

Why do you think it is that no matter what color the car wash soap is, the bubbles are always white?

Maybe it's because white is associated with purity and cleanliness. Who wants to wash a car with black bubbles? Now if they were purple bubbles that would change everything.